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You find your self cold and alone.

In a deserted room.

Holding dearly onto what’s most precious to you.

Fear and anger is all you feeling.

Across the room.

Stands another man, an innocent man, similiar to you, with one distinct difference, he isn’t angry, but happy and smiling.

You attack him uncontrollablly. Without a logical reason.

Deep inside of you, there’s a force telling you stop doing what you are doing, but your hands are not listening.

As you get closer to your victim, as you look him in the eyes, you suddenly realise something.

That very man you are hitting

That very position he’s standing

That, used to be you.

I guess this is just one of them things you gota do.

Happy New Years all.

I don’t feel anything different tho..

Exacly one year ago, on this day, I wrote myself some new year resolutions which I’ve gota abide, looking back on it now, lets see how successful I was..

1. Dedicated 30min everyday to exercise, doesn’t matter what I do, just do something
   Hahah, i’ve only picked that up two weeks ago, but I guess that still counts I’ve done it right?
2. If have uni the next day, I need to hit the sack by 12.30am latest
   LOL~! Fail~!
3. Attend every single lecture
   Extra Fail
4. Save some money
   I’ve done that I think
5. Make more friends in electrical engineering, i’m hell loner in there
   I’ve made about 2 to 3 more, does that count?
6. Do something useful with my time, not just sitting there chatting aimlessly, what a waste of time
   Got my car to muck around with, and games…not as much chatting anymore~!
7. Don’t be late on presents~! get them in on time~!
   Um…damn it need to buy some xmas presents before it’s up….and got ken’s present 3 month late, haha.
8. Never get smashed
   lol, I don’t remember me ever getting smashed this year, therefore a success~!
9. Treat everyone nicely, don’t be mean…well at least don’t be dat mean
   hm……no comment~! i’m hell nice.
10. Be more out going, hit the club at least once, com’n man, you can do it ~! haha
    I’ve been to the club this year, yay~! and it was crap, didn’t like it
11. Care less about what others think, 自己走自己的路，让别人说去吧
    Kinda
12. Be less up myself….actually, like i said, if no one else’s going to be, then i will
    Ditto
13. STOP PROCRASTINATING~!
    ok, next year I shall
14. Increase the amount of alcohol I can drink, it’s important in the business world, if you want to do business in china, the guy who goes out first gets the worst end of the deal, haha, but do no break no. 8.
    I now can drink none, even the thought of alcohol makes me nauseous
15. Make sure not get caught by police
    Haha, $75 down the drain..
16. Visit another new asian place
    Went to KL start of this year, and that was awesome, so yay
17. Eat something i’ve never had before
    A lot of stuff I’ve ate in KL was the first time, so that was good.
18. Be more adventurous
    Kinda
19. Be hotter.
    Well, Atleast there’s one on this list I confidently know that I’ve suceeded in.

Out of the 19 I’ve set my self last year, I’ve done about 8? that’s less than half…

This is why I don’t set myself any new years resolutions my friend.

Marry Christmas and Happy New Year Everyone.

Watched ‘Twilight’ on the opening night. Apparantly this is new Harry Potter. I’ve tried reading the book, but kinda gave up before the end of the first chapter, it was such a girl’s book, just can’t stand that.

I thought the movies will be packed with bunch of screaming girls, therefore we picked the 10pm session. For some reason, that one is very empty, well that’s not the weird part, the werid part was there’s two groups of guys, alone, going together to watch twilight. and guess what, they didn’t seem drunk at all.

To the main point, the movie.

It was, how you put it….CRAP.

I was hooked through out the whole movie tho, not by the fact that it was exiciting, but more on the fact to see how much worse it can get. As this movie was adapted from a famous noval, most viewers would know how story pans out. With the predictable nature of the story, what everyone was looking for was the amazing visuals, to which the movie failed at.

Ok, the scenes which the movie was shot was great. But the acting….

They tried to be romantic, but it was plain annoying.

“I’m not afraid…
“I’m only afraid of losing you”

My ass lah, *slap*

Edward, the main male character, tries to show that he’s different, but tries too hard and he presents himself as a retard.

But we learn something new everyday right, from this movie, I’ve learnt this step by step instructions of picking up a strange girl.

Step 1. On the first encounter, when you see her, look horrified and pretend you have this huge urge to throw up. Before running away from her, stare her in the eye harshly

Step 2. Dissappear from her for a week and come back with funky contacts, and hint to her that you eat people for fun

Step 3. Get your friend to drive a car that’s got a huge dent on it striaght at her, ask him to stop right before he hits her, and yo can jump infront of her and save her life. IF your friend fail to stop, then move onto your new target and repeat setp 1.

Step 4. After your done with your moodswings, take her up a mountain, and tell her this is your world.

Step 5. Get her into some life threatening situation and then ditch her with your slutty sister so you can come back to her later after she nearly dies and pretend to be a hero.

Step 6. Wait by her bed till she wakes up, and then dump her, that way you will make her love you even even more.          “The forbidden fruit is the sweetest”

There you got ur self a girl……

How lame was that?

But guess where i got the lame inspiration from?

I’ve always said, if you don’t have anything to blog up, don’t force yourself, or else it’s gonna come out like crap.

hence this.

Everyone loves free things

I heard if you go to rebel sport, go up to one of the assistance and say:”I want your balls”

They will kindly give you a free soccer ball.

Oh also

if you go to Bras N Thingz

and say:”I want your boobs”

you will get a free pair of bras *are they pair? hm..*

Now I wish you luck

*anduz.net does not hold any responsibility to injuries caused by your own craving for free stuff*

The great battle that has gone through the ages…

And Men have won, just like they’ve won everything else.

ok ok, maybe not.

A friend just said, that she doesn’t need a boyfriend, many girls have said, they are strong them to not depend on a guy. Having a bf doesn’t mean dependance tho, but it’s a bonus

 

.andu says:
 Woman without man, is nothing  
R says:
 …..
 only you male chauvanists think that way
 pfft
.andu says:
 haha
 well.
 u know it’s true ;
R says:
 no i don’t think so.. ;p
.andu says:
 haha
 fine loh
 tell me that when ur deeply in love with a guy
R says:
 sure i’ll let you know
 but i don’t think i’ll change my opinion
R says:
 because i don’t believe in being spiritually & emotionally dependant on another person
 male or female
 Xd
.andu says:
 haha
 being with someone
 doesn’t mean ur depending on them
 although that’s a plus
R says:
 but when you say “Woman without man, is nothing”
 that’s dependancy
.andu says:
 lol
R says:
 it states that women are unable to stand without the support of men
 which i disagree
.andu says:
 oh they can stand
 definitely can
 Woman: *stands up* oh man, it’s bloody hot up here, i’m so tired, why do i have to stand, why can’t a man bring me a seat, why can’t i find a handsome husband that will buy me a nice chair to sit on, why do i have to do all of this crap
*someone brings a nice chair for her to sit*
Woman: WTf, you think i can’t stand?? *sits down* this seat is too soft, and the colour doesn’t match the clothes i’m wearing today, it’s too low, why can’t eveyone be on my level
 etc etc..
 haha
R says:
 …………………………………………………………
.andu says:
 haha
 kidding only lah
 Me without women
 would be nothing  
R says:
 perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 aahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
.andu says:
 =.=
 how is that perv
 haha
R says:
 i dunno
 i’m just saying it
 whahahahah
.andu says:
 haha
 haven’t u heard that thing chris rock said
R says:
 ?
.andu says:
 in a relationship… if the man earns more than the girl
girl: you work too hard, you never spend enojgh time with me, it’s just work work work, i hate you
if the guy earns less than the girl
girl: you poor bastard~! you can’t do anything, give me some space and go earn more money~! i hate you~!
 lol
 it’s so true

Haha, but at the end of conversation… i don’t think any conclusion was reached…

both male and femlae got their pros and cons.

and i reckon both sexes can’t survive without the other.

unless ur gay.

Since i’m a guy, i’m going to list a few things wrong with girls, and maybe someone can rebut me

1. Girls love say things they don’t mean:

“Fine~!”, omg i hate that line.

Fine in a girl’s dictionary means, “ok do it, but if you do i’m going to skin you alive.”.

They don’t try to hide the fact that the fine is not actually a sign of approval, because they want to make you so guilty that you won’t do what eva you want and come back to her with a huge ass diamond ring.

2. Girls never make decisions, they love it when you guess what they are thinking.

If your lucky, and flunked a good guess, then your day would be perfect, because the girl would think you know them so well. On the other hand, if you didn’t guess it right, then a whole day of hell will follow.

A common one is when trying to decide what to eat. The girl will normally answer with :”I don’t care, anything” but once you start naming things, their like, nah, don’t like that, hm..don’t feel like that today, or even simpler.. “Fine~!”.

This will go on, until you guess the one she actually wants to go, but sometimes you won’t even have the chance to get there, because she’d be so fed up and bite ur head off for dinner.

3. Girls never pay for anything.

Ok, this doesn’t apply to all of the girls, but you know.

Guys are too ego fed to ask a girl to pay, because they’d seem cheap. All they actually want is just the girl to offer, and then decline the offer.

Which they never get, so they will become poor, and want to go out less, and then die of hunger.

ok that last one made no sense, and it’s 2.18am so i think i should sleep.

Note, the above ain’t based on my gf, but mainly on this show i just watched hehe, 

I asked her if i can post, and she said :” Fine~!” 

hehe, jk, …..

One stupid mistake

And all of them just decide to fly out of the window…

Sigh

F*** this.

My life is slowly taking over my life.

People say  Google is a huge conspiracy, where they steal your stuff and use it against you, haha but google’s services are so damn good. 

The first serviced i ever used is Gmail..

After Gmail, it’s connected to Google Calendar…

To find where I want to go, there’s google earth:

To get my daily updates, i have Google Reader:

To make my desktop useful, I use google desktop manager:

Browsing the web and search about things i want I use google Chrome with google search engine:

So when google does take over…

I’m the first victim

….you may call me..

This following test is very accurate, simply answer the question fast and put down the first answer that comes to your head. I know sometimes you want to pick more than one, but just pick one that happens the most, like the last question.

Once you finished, refer to the end and check out your score, and once you added up all the scores, click the link at the bottom to see what the score means. 

It’s very accurate, give it a try

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1. When do you feel at your best?

a) In the morning
b) During the afternoon and early evening
c) Late at night

2. You usually walk…

a) Fairly fast, with long steps
b) Fairly fast, with little steps
c) Less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) Less fast, head down
e) Very slowly

3. When talking to people, you…

a) Stand with your arms folded
b) Have your hands clasped
c) Have one or both your hands on your hips or in pockets
d) Touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) Play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with…

a) Your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) Your legs crossed
c) Your legs stretched out or straight
d) One leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with…

a) A big appreciated laugh
b) A laugh, but not a loud one
c) A quiet chuckle
d) A sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you…

a) Make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) Make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) Make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. When you’re working or concentrating very hard, and you’re interrupted, you…

a) Welcome the break
b) Feel extremely irritated
c) Vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colours do you like most?

a) Read or orange
b) Black
c) Yellow or light blue
d) Green
e) Dark blue or purple
f) Whiote
g) Brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie…

a) Stretched out on your back
b) Stretched out face down on your stomach
c) On your side, slightly curled
d) With your head on one arm
e) With your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are…

a) Falling
b) Fighting or struggling
c) Searching for something or somebody
d) Flying or floating
e) You usually have dreamless sleep
f) Your dreams are always pleasant

Points:

1. (a) 2  (b) 4  (c) 6 
2. (a) 6  (b) 4  (c) 7 (d) 2  (e) 1 
3. (a) 4  (b) 2  (c) 5 (d) 7  (e) 6
4. (a) 4  (b) 6  (c) 2 (d) 1  
5. (a) 6  (b) 4  (c) 3 (d) 5  (e) 2
6. (a) 6  (b) 4  (c) 2 
7. (a) 6  (b) 2  (c) 4 
8. (a) 6  (b) 7  (c) 5 (d) 4  (e) 3  (f) 2  (g) 1 
9. (a) 7  (b) 6  (c) 4 (d) 2  (e) 1
10. (a) 4  (b) 2  (c) 3 (d) 5  (e) 6  (f) 1 

Add up your points and click the bottom to check it out.

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